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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Open Letter To Taylor Armstrong’s Lips

Posted By: passport2fabulous on December 4, 2011 in - Comments: No Comments »

Dear,Shana Lynette Hughes Taylor Ford Armstrong,better known Taylor Armstrong,

I hope this letter finds you in good health and a positive peace of mind.

First and Foremost,I would like to offer you my sincerest condolences on the passing of your husband.

I cannot begin to imagine the heartbreak that you and your daughter might have gone and might be still going through.

With that said,Can we please address the issue of your Daffy Duck boat lips.

Your lips are scaring me,for the past two years I have had reoccurring nightmares of your lips falling off your face then takes the shape of one of those wind up jumping teeth toy.

The Jumping lips would then attempt to kiss me, but when I refuse it’s advances it then steals my Hermes “Kelly Bag” and my collection of Gucci Shoes.

If it isn’t too much to ask,would you please get those flappers fixed?I am aware that you just signed a book deal , so the procedure shouldn’t be too much of a financial strain.

I have taken the liberty of finding you a list of very wonderful board certified Plastic Surgeons in Beverly Hills.

No need to thank me,that’s just what friends do.Another small favor that I need to ask of you,if you don’t mind terribly, Would it be too much to ask for you to gain 10lbs?

I am of the opinion that you would look smoking hot if you did,right now though,you look like Pepe,one of the kids those Penny A Day,Save A Kid commercial.

As Always,Very Warmest Regards,

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